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Dirty Bando 

The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).
"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."

"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."

"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
Dirty Bando by El Stachio February 6, 2010
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Dirty Squidward 

When you put a used condom on yours or someone elses nose. It will resemble Squidward from the show Spongebob Squarepants.
I gave him a Dirty Squidward while he was sleeping. The smell woke him up then knocked him back out.

Dirty Dublin 

When a bearded fellow is eating a woman out when she is on her period and the period blood gets all over the fellows beard.
Guy 1: Hey why is your beard red?
Guy 2: Oh crap my girlfriend must of given me a dirty dublin.
Dirty Dublin by Waskar February 21, 2011

Dirty Hawtin 

The sexual act of when someone has achieved orgasm and throws a speaker on the other receiving individual.
This dj fucked some slut in the booth and wasn't going to bring her to the hotel room so he performed a "Dirty Hawtin" on her.
Dirty Hawtin by GuBostonDubs February 19, 2015

dirty sandcastle 

When you are on the beach with your lover and decide to build a sandcastle and put your penis through the tower windows and proceed to f**k her but just before you ejaculate, you pull out and release your sperm on the highest tower of the castle and let it ooze down.
Jack: Hey man, me and Sasha just got back from the beach.
Larry: Cool did you do it?
Jack: Do What
Larry: The dirty sandcastle

Jack:Oh yeah I did. I ended up flooding the moat and destroying the draw bridge.
Larry: Wow that's crazy
dirty sandcastle by ShadyPingu March 21, 2015

Dirty yodeler 

When your significant other is licking your ass hole and you pass Gas into their mouth. Resembling the sound of a yodel.

Source- The great Ben Smith
Dude I ate taco bell last night and totally gave my girl the dirty yodeler.
Dirty yodeler by Howienotmandell December 24, 2016

Dirty Khan 

The Dirty Khan can only be preformed by a khan himself. To start the procedure u must find a setting in which there is a ceiling fan and a bed below it. Next the partner must then go face down ass up towards the ceiling fan. Then the other partner will climb onto the ceiling fan and prepare for the drop. Next is the most crucial part as the aim is essential, if done improperly or not by a khan the penis may be shattered in the process. The Drop contains 2 crucial roles, the partner on the bed keeping her asshole wide open and the male partner preforming what is similar to a sword going into its sheath with masterful precision. The end result is then an instant orgasm and you both never fuckin talk about it after. Gay balls.
“I did the Dirty Khan on Tommy’s mom last night
Dirty Khan by mommy moment June 14, 2019