dancing on water

Pretending to like someone when both of you know you hate each other. Social and Professional settings.

My boss tried to fire me and I put in my 2 weeks notice so I could cash out my vacation package before he had the chance. He said "Hey Brother, do you mind running an errand for me real quick"? I said "I am so sorry buddy, unfortunately my tires are all flat." We both knew I was lying because my car was parked out front. We were Dancing On Water

by the scripture August 15, 2016

omnidirectional dancing

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

by The Filth February 6, 2013

Tit Dance

Tit-Dance: A dance often found in NW England bars and night-clubs involving flapping ones breats with hands, usually whilst singing the theme tune to 'I Dream Of Jeannie'. Often adapted to a variety of situations (see examples below).

An example of the Dances described in examples below can be found by seaching for 'OTD Manchester' on youtube - see 0.49 seconds for 'Scarf Dance'.

1. Orang-Utan Tit Dance (OTD) - a version of the Tit-Dance which is done whilst moving the rest of your body like an Orang-Utan.

2. Scarf Dance - Tit Dance broken up by mimicing the action of waving ones scarf in the air.

by Binbag2009 July 24, 2009

Dancing up

When people rub their bodies on each other

" we were dancing up like crazy"

by Slick and sly. December 2, 2015

dancing queens

left shoulder up.left shoulder down. right shoulder up. right shoulder down.left arm up.drop to the floor.Look left.look right.rolley polley. cartwheel.hands to heart.arms out.spin.head down.cartwheel.head up.drop to knees.YOU'RE THE DANCING QUEEN.

"Did you see strictly last night?"
"yes,those women are dancing queens."
"dancing queens?"
"dancing queens."

by imma a person who is alright. January 13, 2019

wall-dance

1) the dance performed by someone using a wall to aid their balance when too drunk to stand on their own

2) to perform a series of sloppily uncontrolled movements, typically the flailing of limbs and other extremities while leaning on a wall, as the result of binge drinking

Jesse: "Shit... Eric's wall-dancing again..."

Jason: "Nice. I gotta see this..."

Eric: (leaning against wall) "Ayyyy.... Iiimdooonnnjussss... *mumble-mumble*... shots... *mumble-mumble*..." while spilling his drink and hiccuping...

Jason: "...Hmm... I don't think he's drunk enough. Grab the Patron"

Jesse: "He drank it all"

Jason: "Oh. That explains the wall-dance..."

by RedHawkViper February 25, 2011

slow dance

slow dancing is hard
slow dancing is easy
you close your eyes (some people cannot keep them shut)
you agree to adapt your energy to your dancing partner
slow dancing is good
slow dancing is a teacher
how evolved is your slowness
can you sacrifice some speed

"we were on the beach and i asked him to slow dance with me to the sound of crashing waves."

by Krkič June 24, 2019