Brazilian War Condom

A Brazilian War Condom is achieved by farting into a condom and eating the condom. This will in turn be defecated out, therefore shitting a fart and producing a Brazilian War Condom.

Aw man, i'm feeling real constipated right now. I might have a Brazilian War Condom to clear me right up.

by Chubbledyplunk February 14, 2021

condom dress

A dress made of condoms for girls who want attention, or men. Or both.

Yo bro she's wearing a condom dress to prom!

by Horseee Girl! July 18, 2016

Wall Condom

Sometimes referred to as a “plastic anchor” or a “wall anchor”, a “wall condom” is the far more appropriate and anatomically correct word for the thing that you place around a screw before sliding it into a hole in the wall to ensure it’s stability and grip.

The plaster is falling apart, you need to slip on a wall condom around your screw

by Snippy_Snackk April 18, 2023

fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night

We're using the fancy condoms tonight.

by Jpeg February 14, 2015

Condom

Every Man's best friend.
Protects you from Aids and from unwillingly baby-making.
Be careful tho,as they can also break.

"Man...if it hasn't been for this Condom,I would have screwed this up"

by MVPMike April 25, 2019

condoms

kid nappers during sex

i was using condoms in my ass

by cocksuckalot February 22, 2022

condom race

a specific type of three legged race.

Tommy lost the condom race and was unable to use his third leg for the second leg of the sex triathlon.

by nomorehome October 21, 2008