Cold dicking

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.
I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"
by Hentai master November 07, 2017
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cold wife

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".
"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."
by Ciggy5 October 04, 2019
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Cold Waffle

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.
by Spermin Sherman March 08, 2014
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Cold Sausage

when a guy is not with the actions/ with the shit
Amy: "Yo Tyler you wanna come over and drink beer?"
Tyler: "Nah I gotta go home and do my homework."
Amy: "Man he's a cold sausage."
by Congregation September 27, 2017
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cold pressed

Cold pressed juices are hip and happening in any area with a sodasopa. These expensive non pasteurized bottles of mixed fruits and vegetables are often consumed by those doing a 'cleanse' and are locally sourced, organic and basically better than you.
yo bro, this juice is half your size. It's cold pressed. So I'm jacked.
by Cold Pressed April 09, 2016
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cold steven

Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.
by freezin stevin February 07, 2010
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lauren cold

lauren cold is beautiful on the outside. however once you meet her, she bullies you about your outfits and what you wear. don’t trust a lauren cold whatever you do!
person 1: *wears buttons on buttons*
lauren cold: ew what are you wearing!
by iamyourdadddy May 08, 2019
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