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carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.
My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.
by goat-meat May 7, 2011
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carpideiras

The professional mourner, generally a woman, would shriek and wail (often while clawing her face and tearing at her clothing), to encourage others to weep. These 'carpideiras' are mentioned in ancient Greek plays, and were commonly employed throughout Europe until the beginning of the nineteenth century.
by BUTTERDIAZ October 11, 2011
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carpetfagger

(n) -- an opportunist that makes money by capitalizing on the acceptance of GLBT America, even though he or she was completely uninterested in GLBT business in the past due to public opinion.
"That carpetfagger wouldn't cater a gay wedding last year, but now that the Supreme Court has opened up gay marriage, he sees he can make some real money!"
by kulte July 30, 2013
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carpet pole

She loved the cock so she took a ride on my carpet pole.
by Durtball283 April 26, 2014
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Carpháge

Borrowed French expression for 'cigarette-holder'. Generally hand-crafted from polished, dark wood or some imitation thereof
"Her carpháge was resting delicately between two fingers at her cheek, and even though the cigarette at the widened tip of the carpháge had been out for several moments now she drew it to her lips and gingerly bit down into the polished wood of the mouthpiece while she waited for my reply."
by Deskomatic23333 March 8, 2015
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carpet exchange

A large meeting of lesbians, also possibly a lesbian orgy. A derivative of carpet munching
by punt.cuncher December 6, 2014
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carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink October 5, 2016
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