buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 09, 2009

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If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man

by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022

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by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

by Albee100 February 01, 2025

Button Masher

An excuse that pro players call people when they lose to them.

“Yay I won”
“Well you were just a button masher”

by SuperQuack September 29, 2021

Button masher

A person who constantly mashes there buttons on there game controller.

Josh stop button mashing you button masher

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

mackey button

The asshole/anus

My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.

by BadBoneDaddy September 19, 2013