buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."

John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?

by diemi May 9, 2009

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button

If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man

by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022

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Alright.

by Orrinpants March 14, 2022

Button hook

Inserting your thumb or finger in to the anus during foreplay or intercourse; resembling a hook in shape.

Did you just button hook me?

I couldn’t help but slip her the button hook.

I asked for consent before I button hooked her.

by Phillip McRack March 1, 2022

Dick Buttons

Similar to a Pearl Necklace except the semen drips down the front of the shirt

Sally: Johnny was trying to give me a Pearl Necklace but missed and gave me Dick Buttons instead….

by Albee100 February 1, 2025

Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation

Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it

by B_witched9 October 13, 2025

Spiritual Button Touch

A spiritual Button touch happens when you are at a poker room with your significant other and are winning then lose suddenly and someone else starts to win big after getting on the same machine you were playing on. When you sit next to your significant other and they go in the bonus and retrigger multiple times, your spirit touched their machine..... A spiritual Button touch

Dametris hit my machine with a spiritual Button touch now I've got $40.

by PhatMamaJones June 15, 2024