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buttonedness

The way in which someone is used to pressing buttons on a cell phone.

Right-buttoned: Used to having OK on the right, cancel on the left
Left-buttoned: Used to having OK on the left, cancel on the right

Often when someone has to use a cell phone with the opposite button configuration, great confusion will arise from many accidentally closed screens and inadvertently opened menus.

Derived from "handedness."
John: Hey Jane, can I use your phone real quick?
Jane: Sure, here you go.

...several minutes of frustration later...

John: God dammit, I keep hitting cancel! I'm left-buttoned, I'm not used to OK being on the right!
Jane: ikr? When will they start making the buttonedness the same on all phones?
by diemi May 9, 2009
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If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button
If you dont know how to braid hit that follow button lets gooooooo shake em man
by fhbworhgioqhjgrio September 22, 2022
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Click the email button to show the email site with an email you click to go to the email and click the link in the email to go to an email where it sends you to Email Dictionary to verify your email to post an email.
Alright.
by Orrinpants March 14, 2022
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DJ button

whatever you do do NOT press the DJ button alright

(someone presses it)

WHAT DID I SAY YOU LITTLE SHITS
by big fat tubby February 9, 2023
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sniffing buttons

When someone falls out or nodded off and their face falls forward onto their chest ( chin to chest) also known as sniffing buttons.
Omg look at Billy, he's totally sniffing buttons right now wake his ass up before he gets us caught up!
by Baysfinest June 27, 2021
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Euro button

The shirt button that generally remains done up in the UK, but is almost exclusively undone on the continent
Pedro, not using the euro button again…
by The Bhodster August 7, 2023
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button dollar whore

when you are buying something and are one dollar short so you try and pay with a button and they dont take it so you do something strange for some change
“im sorry im a dollar short can i use this button?” “no you cant but you can do some strange for change” “your such a button dollar whore
by peetamellarklover21 March 24, 2023
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