Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."
"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."
"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."
by Mission Tortillas December 14, 2014
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by Black Zilla December 30, 2003
Get the sea bed mug.Black mama:YALL KIDS NEEDA GO TO BED BEFORE I WOOP ALL YALL ASSES OKAY BENN SHAWN AND MARCOES OKAY!!
mama:so ben you wanna eat chips
Benn:im sorry mom
Mama:whoops benn ass
Shawn:starts twerking on marcus.
Marcus:pushes shwan off the bunk bed and he dies.
Benn:*still getting his ass beat* damn
Mama:now YALL needa go to BEDD
Benn:im sorry mom
Mama:whoops benn ass
Shawn:starts twerking on marcus.
Marcus:pushes shwan off the bunk bed and he dies.
Benn:*still getting his ass beat* damn
Mama:now YALL needa go to BEDD
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by SilvaSanman February 29, 2008
Get the In bed mug.1. verb. To die
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
2. verb. To become mechanically inoperable beyond the point of repair. See also, fucked, fubar.
entymology and usage: "shit the bed" comes from the unfortunate final humiliation when an animal's (yes, including human's) bowels completely relax at the point of death, causing the contents of the colon to be expelled. To use the term as a "euphamism" for biological death is considered to be in poor taste. It is more often colorfully used in definition 2.
1. That asshole Mr Jones never had a good word to say to anyone. At his funeral, the few attendees were secretly glad that he had shit the bed.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
2. I was hoping that my car could be repaired, but the mechanic told me that it had shit the bed so I had it scrapped.
by Marc February 25, 2004
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