wizard head

When the head is so good it feels like it's from a wizard.

Yeah bro, Makenzie gave me wizard head last night it was crazy, best head I ever had.

by Wizard head March 1, 2017

wizard hounding

When a chicks labia flaps like my Bloodhounds jowls when he's hanging he's hanging his out of my truck window at 80mph.

Linda's big ole labia flaps were Wizard Hounding like my old dog Henry's jowls when he's hanging his head out of my truck window.....and that shit smells like my five year old house shoes.

by Dawgbreff March 7, 2018

Wizarding

Wizarding is when you grab a bottle of flammable liquids, spray a girls pubes, light them on fire then put it out with your piss while saying "Abra Cadabra, Piss be the, By goes the flames, Here with me."

Alex asked Rebecca if they could try wizarding

by Ancient God July 24, 2024

flaming wizard

while jacking off with a thumb in your ass and when youre about to cum and it gets all over them so they get mad enough to set your pubes on fire with a eraser

i met my girlfriends parents last week and in the kitchen a flaming wizard occured

by gorillaorgasm July 30, 2016

69 wizard fingers

The thing ever

Dude did you see 69 wizard fingers new album

by 69 wizard fingers October 5, 2018

Wizard Music

A very funny cards against humanity card.

A gateway to arson: Wizard Music

by The Big Toast January 11, 2022

Tower wizards law

An antagonist INTJ (Myers briggs personality introverted intuitive thinking judging) with a tower or elevated position will most likely fall due to distraction or anger.

In his attempts to catch the road runner, Wile E. Coyote falls off a cliff due to tower wizards law.

by Blueboy$ December 7, 2022