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I Haunt Wizards

Helen, the lead singer for i haunt wizards, is sex
by thewizards October 19, 2008
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Grand Wizzard Theodore

Legendary inventor of the scratch.

The story goes that one day in 1979, Theodore was messing around on his brother's turntables, practicing his mixing skills so that he could DJ at parties in the Bronx. As is natural with all teenagers, he had his music up too loud. His mother started banging on the door and yelling at him. In order to listen to her, he put his hand on the record to stop it. He still wanted to keep the groove going, and found himself moving the record back and forth with his hand. It produced a sound he liked, and after his mother left, he spent weeks perfecting this technique, and finally unveiled it at a party during his mix.
Grand Wizzard Theodore is the inventor of the scratch, and the unofficial father of turntablism.
by DJ Conan April 12, 2004
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Shining Wizzard

When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)

Ode to the Shining Wizzard.

When I was young and had no sense.
I took a piss on an electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.
by Cheap Heat July 2, 2008
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chuff like a wizards sleave

women with a very deep vangina got it threw havein sex alot or threw giving birth
i shaged her so many times shes got chuff like a wizards sleave
by ryno555 July 4, 2007
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Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.
Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?
by Perellio June 11, 2018
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The White Wizzard

As a man is climaxing from a blow job, he promptly removes his penis and cums in the womans eye while screaming "Expelliarmus!!" with great conviction. This is ill advised to men with a substancial load as serious injury has plagued this majestic and selfless gesture throughout the ages.
I love Harry Potter so much i show'd my girl The White Wizzard
by Wiggles The Linguist February 24, 2009
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Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick
“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”
by Paula2019 February 16, 2020
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