Perellio's definitions

Wizards kiss

An act of wizardry foreplay. This will only work if you have a very hairy bum. A person lays on their back and closes their eyes whilst you squat over their face. Gently part your bum cheeks revealing the very hairy anus. Whilst tweaking your anus to resemble a kiss slowly lower until your hairy anus comes in contact with the other persons lips and at that point they should kiss. The hair and the tweaking action will feel like you are kissing a bearded wizard.

Have you ever kissed a wizard? Have you ever felt a wizards kiss?

by Perellio June 11, 2018