Turd Blossom
Turd Blossom was a consultant for Governor Rick Perry before he was Dubya’s running mate for his 1994 gubernatorial bid.
Turd Blossom by Coop Dupe January 3, 2020
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Turd Burglar
When you finish shitting and go to wash your hands, and then turn back around to flush, only to find that your turd has been stolen, leaving only skids and turd covered fingerprints
Turd Burglar by J Bag/ Dirty Jamo February 25, 2020
Turd of prey
A big, fresh dog poo waiting just around a busy corner to ruin a poor, unsuspecting pedestrian’s day
I was out jogging in my brand new, white sneakers yesterday, turned into north street and went surfing on a massive turd of prey! I swear it was just waiting to ruin my trainers. I spent 5 hours cleaning cack out of the soles with my mum’s toothbrush!
Turd of prey by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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turd grenade by Burgerjohn April 25, 2020
Turd burglar
A thief that prowls the night looking for its next victims turd to take home to his or her fellow loved turglars, they do not care if it is a man, woman, child or armadillo their turd will be taken.
Turd burglar by Turglar December 6, 2020
Turd Burglar
A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.
Turd Burglar by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020