Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

russian tractor pull

When you are popping a russian girl in the keester.And she drags you around the house

I was ass fucking that russian sliz in the ass,and she drug me all over the house.One more russian tractor pull night my dicks gonna pull off.

by Towerdog2 March 8, 2009

Dick Tracey

To run the tip of your sex partner's penis around your genitalia and/or anus, in effect, "tracing" them with the dick.

"Dude! Did you score last night?"

"Sort of. She did a Dick Tracey around her asshole 'til I came."

"Nicely done!"

by D. Vinehamner November 23, 2009

tractor

word for female genitals.
aka. twat lol.

"i want to bum your tractor."
"your tractor is phitt."
"can i fondle your tractor?"

by fat crew. October 28, 2007

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.

I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.

by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010

half trac

1.5 grams of hydro marijuana. Sells usually 25 to 30 dollars.

Yo dude can I get a half trac off you tonight?

by Akthalian March 16, 2009