Stop Pursuing Things, Start Pursuing Him

When what you need is the presence of Jesus and His favor and blessing in your life to make you a success, and not the material things you have accumulated.

If you let your big job title, fat bank account, or connections with people of influence be your life success, you’ll feel like a failure when these are gone; however, when you’ve Jesus in your life, you needn’t try to be a success, because you’re a success—stop pursuing things, start pursuing Him.

by MathPlus January 2, 2019

thing-a-ma-bob

what you call something when you can't think of the name or the name is on the tip of your tongue.

I was at school today and I say someone wearing one of those thing-a-ma-bobs. well you know what I mean. It was one of those things!

by Malou Jaggli March 9, 2004

Gay Thing of Gayness

See Justin Beiber

You gay thing of gayness! Stop trying to touch my balls!

by Yajirobe June 27, 2010

groove thing

Refers to the "groove" seen when her pants are too tight.

Hot Gossip about "Brit" reports
"The Daily News reports that just hours after allegedly giving Federline the heave-ho, the semi-retired pop starlet burned off steam by shaking her groove thing with some girlfriends at L.A. hotspot LAX"

by Danny dan December 8, 2005

a thing

a kick it or small party

i heard john is having a thing tonight, tryna come through?

by naynaygohard August 14, 2010

The worst thing you can call someone

If target is male: baby dick
If target is female: (there are far too many insults that can send any member of the female gender into wild fenzy of violent rage)

You: Hey there, friend of bob, I mean "baby dick".
Me: YOU BASTARD!!!!! (walks away in shame)

Me: Hey there, (random female).
Female: (ignores and walks way, usually finding someone more attractive)

by friend of bob June 11, 2006

that thing you do with your mom

sex, intercourse or other sexual things

I did that thing you do with your mom last night with your girlfriend.

by hitmanjones21 May 20, 2008