Word Murder

The destruction of the old meaning of a word by common misuse. AKA the evolution of a language, but from the perspective of the grumpy old timer.

A: Dude this waffle you made for me is SO EPIC!!!!
B: *cringing* word murder...

by VengefulToaster October 9, 2012

Word Wanker

Someone proficient in manipulating language to express complex thoughts in a simple way

"Wow Laura managed to fit such a complex thought into only ONE tweet?! I'd need a whole thread! She's such a word wanker."

by laura898 November 26, 2020

Bad words

Bad words are the thing your mom won’t let you say because they are disrespectful and she carried you and that means you have to be nice

Jimmy said a bad word and his mom shoved soap down his throat, don’t say bad words

by GoofeyGoober14 April 7, 2020

The bird is the word

The new internet fad "The Bird Is The Word". Originally known as a popular 1960's song(Surfin bird). After the family guy episode "I Dream Of Jesus", the internet fad as grown in a matter of days.

Player1: Hey have you heard the word?
Player2: What word?
Player1: That the bird is the word that the bird is the word that the bird is the word.

by Dylan O James January 18, 2009

mince words

To pull one's punches in the verbal sense in order to not offend.

Yeah I said it. I'm not going to mince words with you. If you don't like it then take a hike.

by Reuben D. January 8, 2008

one worded

Talking to someone who reply’s with one word or very short answers with no care.

Moey: “yo bro have you seen the new tns in footlocker, they released them today!”
Ali: “no”
Moey: “brooooo there sooooo niceeee”
Ali: “yeah”

Moey: “damn man why you so one worded?”
Ali: “lmao I’m not”

by Alisaidnahworray March 28, 2018

the l word

1.the reason why i subscribe to showtime other than Queer as Folk.
2.Katherine Moening (Shane...yeah)

bette: why is it so important for you to believe that everyone is sleeping with everyone else?
alice: because they are.

by ocfangurl March 17, 2005