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Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.
"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"
by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011
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Hands on the table

When the sexual tension is non-existent on a date with a significant other and the conversation is awkward. This is also the opposite of "Hands under the table".
I went out with a girl and there were a lot of hands on the table.
by CleanUpOnKyle4 May 2, 2025
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Table

How do you not know what table means
by Yeety penguino January 7, 2020
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Fucking table slut

My "friends" let's call them Gabby, Emily, Shay, and Jori
by Yourfuckingtableslutmkm May 27, 2016
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Slang for when someone you're gossiping about is nearby but you don't want that person to know you're gossiping about them, like a code.
Emma: Did you hear that Lisa is dating Travis? Ew.
Jane: Shhh, the tea is on the dining table.
by kimtete January 7, 2020
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Table fish

When you and your best friend whip out their penises and slap them on the table. Loudest or most unique slap wins the match.
Hey Pete, you in for another round of table fish?
by Devo09 July 12, 2024
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eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023
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