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Cruise Sock

A naval term describing the sock a sailor would take on board a ship while on deployment to masturbate into. By the end of the ship's cruise, the cruise sock would be rock solid.
Hey, what's this piece of plastic doing in your drawer?

It's not plastic, it's just my cruise sock
by immabenavy June 22, 2011
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AIDS Stick

I can't watch a porno with an AIDS stick in the scene.
by RootsofWar February 4, 2012
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Dodo Stick

A thick blunt of highly potent marijuana that is wrapped really tightly.
I smoked this fat-ass dodo stick and got lit as fuck!
by TReq June 18, 2012
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shock value

The only value in filthy, disgusting, violent, or obscene materials in the media (television shows, movies, online forums, etc.). Ironically, these things have become so common that even the shock value is gone, leaving their existence pointless and the masses desensitised (or disgusted).

The reason half the definitions on UD exist.
You can't show that on television! Oh, wait, nevermind.
by Lady Chevalier May 14, 2005
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Stick Girl

Term used by Virginians to talk about their close girlfriends.
My stick girl called me the other day to hang out.
by pnaykitkat November 28, 2006
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short end of the stick

to get the short end of the stick is to suffer the bad effects of a situation.
Good Samaritan laws exist so that people who have a desire to help don't wind up getting the short end of the stick.

I really suck at writing about myself, so in application processes that require personal statements, I really get the short end of the stick.
by ssnickerer August 1, 2008
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stuck in the Water Temple

A phrase describing something so incredibly confusing that you have no idea how to get through it. Comes from the Water Temple in Zelda 64, one of the most insane levels I've seen in any video game, ever. No joke - EVERYONE gets stuck in the Water Temple when they play this game, usually for weeks/months/years.
"What am I supposed to do next?! GAH! This is like being stuck in the Water Temple!!!"
by Seer of Shadows December 10, 2004
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