shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"

Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"

by Lizzzssss July 20, 2017

wax my stick

Surfer slang for Give me a hand job

I went to this chick on the beach and said "Wax my stick bitch"(oh you know she did)

by Darien Dotts January 5, 2007

gag on my stick

Choke on my penis.

"I want you to gag on my stick ;) "

by AntwonDodsonarino November 19, 2015

somebody ripped my stick

somebody ripped or stole your surfboard

first coined in the late seventys/ early eightys, made popular byt the surf punks in the song of the same name

whoah man, somebody ripped my stick, it was hella rad, im gunna kill that prick!

by derek minneker January 4, 2008

get off my stick

get off a penis
get outta my face or in my business

guy 1:"man, come on let me see your homework"
guy 2: "get off my stick" or " get off my motherfuckin long ass fat ass five dollar foot long ass dick(penis)"

by T Wells May 8, 2008

lit on my stick

give head

take a boy dick and put it in your mouth and suck on it like a lollypop.

by rickie johnson November 8, 2003

My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

by PPratty February 24, 2020