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Steve Segal

the Jewish form of the name Steve. Usually all Segals are known to be huge dickwads, who think they're great at everything, in reality they suck. He also usually is very cheap and unreasonable, some say slightly retarded.
Dude, dont be a steve segal your whole life, your going to die old, lonely and ugly.
by AcesInTheBig April 11, 2011
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Steeve

The #snarky'est bastard on the planet (classic Aries derr) who makes you love/hate not being able to contain your chuckles over things you're not sure you should be laughing at. A guy you secretly wish you had in your company, and court when confronted with a foe. (Also the dude is sexy af and highly coveted by hot babes and dudes alike)
Jeff: Guys, Steeve is so...
Alan/Zina: Snarky?...
Jeff: Yea!
Alan/Zina/Jeff: "I want some!"
by CNSKnight April 29, 2019
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Steve

whenever you meet a Steve wait until you see how he is he could be great but could also be a mass killer
that Steve has killed so many people
by Boboli Goodman November 22, 2019
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Steven Universe

The best tv series with one of the absolute worst fanbases there is.

When you become part of the fan base, you will most likely start shipping the characters, squeal whenever someone mentions it, become a peridot addict, a Garnet addict and lots of other fatal stuff.

The fan base has to be up there with undertale, five nights at freddy's, overwatch and lots of other things with shit fanbases that I somehow managed to drag myself into.

Sene help. Please.
Don't go into the steven universe fanbase because you will NEVER be able to get back out.
by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
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Steven Universe Future Finale

The ending to the epilogue series Steven Universe Future was a very tragic event that hit all the Steven Universe Fandom in the feels and had a very stupid way of being resolved; Steven's corruption was caused by him feeling like a monster yet the way this was resolved by ... a hug. After everything he has been through it can't be solved by a hug, him leaving his home town and becoming independent is key to him growing as a person.
Person A: Wasn't the Steven Universe Future Finale appalling.
Person B: I know, the movie was great then it went so downhill.
by Harold_ur_mum_ April 21, 2020
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Extreme Steve/Gnarly Steve

When one jizzes on a table or flat surface and snorts it up his nostrils like cocaine.
My parents were coming home soon and i didnt want to get caught so i pulled a gnarly steve.
This kid was so drunk we made him gnarly steve my cum.
Some girls are so slutty and kinky they will ove to gnarly steve.
by pete March 18, 2004
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The Steve

The Steve single handedly created the earth and vodka on the same day.
by Cali4eva November 23, 2009
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