smurfing

Mostly said in CSGO to people who are low ranked to people who are "low ranked"

Player 1: guys i think Player 3 is a smurf
Player 2: so what we're being boosted
Player 1,4,5: finally a rank up game
Player 3: I just train with expert bots this is my main account and I dont smurf but thanks for the compliment to my skill

That exampl isn't the best but it somewhat makes smurfing good if you're on there side, but if there are 2 smurfs both on oppisot teams they will knife fight or AWP

by The Scrub Named Redx616 May 13, 2016

Smurfitism

The term used to describe being an overly excited fan of the smurfs, cosplaying smurfs, or turning blue in any way.

"It seems like that guy has a bad case of smurfitism."
"AJ has been collecting smurf toys. I fear he may get smurfitism."

by JustLukaThings May 18, 2016

Smurfing

When you're staring to your mobile phone and the light makes your face blue.

Everyone is at the table to share a meal, and instead y'all are 'Smurfing'!!

by Miss Tuckaaaaa May 23, 2016

Smurf hat

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016

smurfette effect

Stereotypical situation when a new girl joins a group, class, etc. And most guys in the group immediately tries to impress her, hit on her, get to know her, etc.

Taken from the comic The Smurfs where Smurfette moves to the male dominant city of the smurfs and all the smurfs there immediately tries to be with her.

- There was this new girl in class and every guy wanted to be with her!

- Oh, the smurfette effect!

by mr.nyman November 26, 2016

smurftpus

Woman's blue balls

She didn't cum and got smurftpus

by Smurftpus maker January 9, 2017

Smurfanite

A short use of terminology for a queef or a bad hairstyle

Damn! Remember when she smurfanite in an exam

by flash202 January 26, 2017