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Smoke My Rat

A less known alternative (especially to the unsuspecting female) to "suck my dick".
Righto biatch... how about you smoke my rat, before I have to put it in yourmuckhole!
Smoke My Rat by Pat Bateman August 11, 2004
Smoke by *The Boss* September 1, 2008

smoker crack 

An opening of one to five inches in the car windows of smokers which becomes the easiest way to spot a smoker while driving. They are specially easy to spot in times of bitter cold, rain and other types of weather that would not usually permit the crackage of car windows.
"Hey man, look at that fool with their window cracked. It's like 3 degrees outside!"

"They're smoking man. It's just a smoker crack"
smoker crack by Bryn B. March 16, 2008

Smokeback Mountain

The situation that arises when two guys have a smoke sesh...alone.
"Hey man you tryna smoke later?"

"Nah man, I'm not tryna Smokeback Mountain"

"Sounds like someone is insecure about his sexuality."

"Fine let's go."
Smokeback Mountain by dendenkim November 14, 2014

captain cock smoker 

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.
Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.