santa clarita

The greatest place on earth. Magic Mountain is here.

Dude, Magic Mountain is in Santa Clarita!! Let's go smoke weed.

by valencia2005 October 13, 2005

Slanted

to shit your pants in a way that the shit's weight causes your pants to slant at an angle.

1: dude i slanted my pants at the golf game!
2: did anyone notice the 90 degree angle in your pants?
1: i hope not!

by tree meister March 28, 2011

Santa Cruz

a pretty town on the coast of california. Beautiful to look at and visit once and awhile, but growing up in this piece of shit town sucks. Many of the locals (mostly white and gay) think theyre hard by joing fag gangs. Like east side and west side. The two sides have drama towards eachother for no apparent reason, most guy locals here think theyre bad ass and are full of shit. please go to oakland or somewhere in the bay area so you can get your ass beat. lots of the girls here are dumb sluts that usually prance around in shorts and nasty ass tube tops at parties. someone needs to beat there asses, and thats basically it.

Santa Cruz Fag in East Oakland: ESSC all day bitch, we hard!! well take east oakland any day!

Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.

by keepin it real 27 March 22, 2010

Santa Cruz

A bike brand.
Normally ridden by mega faggots

My boy Jim was riding a Santa Cruz whilst watching gay porn

by I like nuggets 373838 October 18, 2019

Dictator-for-Life Santa

A fat, balding, injury-prone chemistry teacher who thinks he's cool and beats off to hentai.
See also: Baron Hentai.

All hail!

by Natepalm October 22, 2003

Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

Dirty Santa

Just like a Filthy Sanchez, but it's a full beard...and involves gingerbread somehow.

He ate so many gingerbread cookies that he got bubble guts, so he exploded all over Sally's face, giving her a full bearded Dirty Santa.

by Pamber December 9, 2012