Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

cinncinatti sunrise

when a male has a raging boner in the morning while his bitch is sleeping and pulls it up towards his stomache and lets go and it slaps his female in the face waking her up.

"i gave sherry a cinncinatti sunrise this morning"

by camdick March 30, 2008

Pineapple Sunrise

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009

Sunrise Mountain High School

A ghetto school in Las Vegas wherein whites are the minority, and hispanics the majority.

Taytay - "Hey, what school you at?"
Juanita - "Sunrise Mountain High School"
Taytay - "Dayumm you is in the ghetto!"
Juanita - "You bettis believe."

by theminority May 3, 2012

surprise butt sex

When you are caught off guard by someone who has the intention or is in the process of invading your cornchute with no prior concent or chance of warning.

Sucker punched in the turdcutter with a penis.

Jamie bent over in the shower and received surprise butt sex from Mike

by sexerscise instructor February 12, 2014

colonel sander's surprise

a sexual act where a male inserts a drumstick of KFC Fried Chicken into a female's vagina while she is on her period. The male then takes the drumstick out of the woman's vagina and the drumstick appears bloody red from the vaginal discharge, hence "Colonel Sander's Surprise"

Leroy Carter was angry that Shaniqua didn't appreciate the fancy dinner he took her out to, so he stopped by KFC and later that evening, gave her a Colonel Sander's surprise!

by Dr Schmoo April 30, 2009

bullwinkle surprise

For Males Only

When receiving oral sex, tap your pleasurer on the shoulder to get her attention. Then you should touch your thumbs to your head and spread your fingers like moose antlers and make any strange noise. Then, punch her in the face.

Dude, check out that chick. She's totally bullwinkle surprise material.

by Rik January 6, 2004