Hyper Speed 

The state of being fast--really fast. Usually associated with the infamous Sam Xu. No one has ever reached it, but once it is obtained, the possibilities are endless.

"Heh, so that's how you reach hyper speed."-Sam Xu, while studying his computer screen

Hyper Speed by 1_uca March 13, 2005

Witch Over Speed 

A specific term for a type of music that sounds literally like a witch or 12 year old girl getting raped, screaming in time over top of extremely fast speed metal. Like I am talking ripping fast.

"Hey, have you heard the song "Haunted Shores? It is a textbook Witch Over Speed song. I fucking love to listen to it when I go ripping."

Witch Over Speed by Filthy_Josh August 29, 2006

What That Speed Bout 

What That Speed Bout is not just a song, its a cultural reset, it's the oxygen you breathe, it's is a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an art, the first gift you open on Christmas, a hug from a loved one, everything you’ve ever wanted.

Stream What That Speed Bout

What That Speed Bout by nickianaspov November 5, 2020

Full Speed Alone

To administer hand relief to one's self at a furious, breakneck pace.

"Don't go into Dave's room for a bit, he's having another FULL SPEED ALONE".

Full Speed Alone by Lukester April 4, 2005

jew speed 

the lightning fast speed of a jew(that i have)

"dude, you can't beat me, I have jew speed on my side."

jew speed by Josh November 23, 2004

Digital Speed 

The speed at which things happen on the internet.

Also, the speed of your multitasking abilities on the computer.

To do more than one thing at a digital pace as opposed to the analog time at which real life happens.

EX1:

Person1: Dude!I contacted you like 5 seconds ago.WTF?I thought you had died!!

Person2: Sorry man, I was away for 10 seconds.

Person1: Damn, digital speed can really mess with your head.

EX2:

PersonA: Wow!You got back to me really fast.

PersonB: I'm always online so I get everything at a digital speed.

PersonA: Wow.So I must be on analog time them.

PersonB: Yep!Get with the times.

EX3:

Person1: Yo!Did you hear about that new sextape that's going around?

PersonB: Man, that was like 2 seconds ago.Everyone's talking about the sneezing panda.

Person1: Whoa!My digital speed must be lagging then.It's that goddamn wifi connection!

PersonB: Sucks for you.

Digital Speed by DamianTempest June 14, 2010

No speed 

1. When someone epicly fails at something. Based on the "go fast" idealogy developed by the legendary philosopher, Ricky Bobby.

Dave: hey guys, watch me jump off the roof into that pool
Guys: Do it; You wont.
(jumps)
Dave: SHIT!!! MY LEGS!!!
Guys: Haha wow dave, NOOOO speed

No speed by Veryfastman June 19, 2010