sex 

something i will never have.

me: hey babe, wanna have sex her: no fuck off.

sex by ILOVEHIMAWARI April 21, 2021

Sex 

Something you wish you were having instead of getting off to Urban Dictionary definitions.

Urban dictionary: I crawl over to you, naked. You look at me with lust in your eyes imagining what you want to do with me. I finally rest my head between your legs, looking up at you, pleading for you to have passionate sex with me...

Your mom: BILLY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?! JEFF GET THE BELT!

Sex by xx.Heidi.xx May 3, 2021

Sex 

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

Sex by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex 

Post marriage activities

Hey babe would you like to have sex?

: sorry hun I have a migraine.

Sex by shithouse Bandit June 4, 2021

Sex 

What people waste time doing

Sex is pointless

Sex by DeviLs brOther June 12, 2021

Sex 

A typo, when you meant to type "sec"

Guy1: hello
guy2: hi can u invite me to your discord server
guy1: ok gimme a sex
guy2: ok UwU

Sex by SRD65 June 28, 2021

Sex 

What I had with your mum.

I had sex with your mum

Sex by Zorak123 July 1, 2021