sarfu

When your money-laundering skills hit rock bottom and you're practically leaving a trail of breadcrumbs for investigators, congratulations, you're pulling a Sarfu. It's like using the cheapest, most ineffective detergent to launder clothes.

In his attempt to evade detection, he managed to pull such a Sarfu move with the money laundering scheme that even amateur detectives could spot the errors from a mile away.

Roman Urdu:
Bhai jo tune sarfu kiya hai na, isse behtar surf kha ke mar jaata

by Neebi November 28, 2023

scaramouche

scaramouche is a character from the hit game genshin impact, he changed my life when i saw him. he has beautiful indigo hair with matching eyes that show the storms of inazuma. hes a puppet who was crafted by the gods and its very obvious, he has smooth porcelain skin that show no blemishes whatsoever. i love scara so much, he has built himself into my life - every moment im awake it is him who is in my mind. he is my guilty pressure, i love him so much (probably a bit too much) i think we all should love scara... please

i really love him, but he would not love me back as he is a puppet, he is not capable of feeling human emotions, so instead i worship him like the god he is

person 1: can you please stop talking about scaramouche! its tearing apart out friendship, your going insane!!

person 2: no. everything is scaramouche

by kunikuzushi_is_life April 23, 2024

Scamflation

when a political party or government comes up with lies to makes its citizens pay more for essential goods or services

with all this scamflation people can afford to live

by 1Shot Duke May 27, 2024

Scarable Palsy

After receiving a fright, your involuntary reaction is comparable to that of a person with abnormal brain development.

"When Pete scared Tom, Tom suffered momentary Scarable Palsy, followed by wondering bewilderment."

by Scarable Palsy June 25, 2024

Sarfaraz

Sarfaraz is an example of a young, seasoned figure that has served the world in shiningly significant ways, & yet, a fresh turning point in his personal life turns indicative that this isn't even the beginning of the world getting to see how powerful his soulful offerings of service are. He warmly smiles & sweetly writes his artistic way into his precious lady's heart & life. He is as tender in leaning on her shoulder as he is strong in lending her his to lean on. They knew what they were gifting to the world, when Sarfaraz first stepped into it. A game-changing presence. A soul to cherish. 😍♦️🐶🐐🤍🌏💌

Special friend: I am so deeply delighted to get to meet my guy IRL sometime soon!

Friend: You mean you are both specially close but haven't even met once, yet?

Special friend: Well, after all, our story's from the Sarfaraz-esque School of Pure Love!

by ZarNaz321 February 15, 2024

Scaffr

A man who is a literal spanner. Works the pole but not in the fun sexy way and smells so bad his soap runs from him in the bath.

Scaffr is a stinky spanner.

by I_Koda_I November 30, 2024

Scaranoid

When you’re scared and paranoid at the same time.

I heard a sound outside and was going to look out the blinds, but I was scaranoid.

by wstfrk77 November 30, 2024