chocolate rocket

when a girl shits in her hand and jacks you off.

my wife loves to shit in her hand and give me a chocolate rocket.

by mavsfan3234 November 9, 2007

crotch rocket

A type of rocket that is most effective when shot at someone's crotch.

"Alright troops, remember to aim at the crotch with that crotch rocket."

by Edsel November 15, 2007

Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

snot rocket

a projectile booger blown out at a fast speed.

a spitwad but as a booger there so being called a snot rocket.

by chuckalicious May 30, 2006

rocket

Australian slang for a cannabis smoking device similar to a bucket (or "gravity bong") this device involves a 600ml bottle or at maximum a 1.25litre bottle with a small hole cut into the bottom and a cone piece melted into the lid of the bottle. The bottle is then filled with water and the lid/cone piece screwed on top, then you hold a lighter above the cone and release your finger from the hole in the bottom, when the water flows through the hole in the bottom and drains from the bottle the air pressure pulls the cone and fills the bottle with smoke, afterwards you unscrew the lid and breathe in through the lid of the bottle.

Man, i'm off my face eh, rocked up at my mates place and they made me smoke a couple of rockets.

I love smokin rockets...they get you so stoned

by klob February 24, 2008

y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

rocket fuel

slang for PCP

we were mad crazy after doin rocket fuel

by robsta da mobsta September 23, 2003