puffer

A state of engorgement of the penis between completely flaccid and fully erect. Often observed just after sex, during moderate sexual stimulation or just after waking up (as opposed to a full-on morning missile).

Shit, Billy-Bob, I got me a serious puffer lookin' at Daisy Duke's ass. I'm about one minute away from a complete woody.

C'mon, honey, just gimme a couple licks on this puffer and I'll fuck you back into the stone age before breakfast!

by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005

phuff

Describing one of several ways to blow air from your mouth or nose. Primarily associated with a short soft breath of air on to some surface such as someones neck, a cup of coffee or just into the ether.

Stop phuffing my coffee.
It feels nice when you phuff my neck.
I phuffed him a kiss.

by P_i_n_k August 26, 2006

Tingle Puff

A very prissy name for a vagina. Someone who is an aristocrat,eats organic cookies and has a lot of money this type of woman has a tingle puff.

Kathy got tipsy last night and everyone at the country club saw her tingle puff.

by ItsSherry March 5, 2010

Pluff

When drinking heavily, chrismas bows can be called "Pluffs" and you cannot be chirped about it.

and any girls around must be wearing garbage bags.

boy: "ayo girl i like dat pluff up in yo hair"

girl: "aww thanks, u want gummz?"

by grapejuice1234546 January 28, 2010

fag puff

coats with furry rimmed hoods that are puffy.....
usually worn by hip hop people.......
or by 'scene' boys who get called fags......
so thereforth the name fag puff

"She really shouldn't wear a fag puff. It makes her look fatter than she already is."

by mera <3's November 12, 2006

proffitt

One who is jewish and unaturally short.

Toms little brother is such a proffitt.

by Parker Perry April 2, 2008

cocoa puff

it means a womans egg.

mix your milk (sperm) with my cocoa puff (egg).

by ellie ferley August 6, 2006