Panda

A mean little piss ant! Solitary,looks innocent till ya get close then it'll bite yer friggin head off so don't get to close they're just waitin' ta getcha!
And especially if ya piss 'em off you better hope you can run fast!!!^^

Innocent Person(kinda):Sarah Madson is a stupid panda!*Looks At Sarah Points And laughs!
Sarah(Panda):*glares and runs at the kinda innocent person*
Innocent Person(Kinda):Oh shit...

by Mary April 19, 2005

panda hug

When a girl gives a guy a hug when he is horny.

Giselle felt she needed to give Andrew a panda hug.

by androoltu August 14, 2009

pandafox

a cool ass girl named toni

We hung with the pandafox last night.

by Matt November 26, 2004

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Pandamax

It is soo Extreme, you spell it with an X instead of an Ex.
XTREME!!!

"That was Soo Pandamax!!" ( man jumped off a 20 story building and survived)

by Happywhale45 July 19, 2004

Pandahorse

Being so fat that you can't fit through doorways, you can not be described as a cow,whale,walrus, or and other large animal so you combine a panda and a horse to get the Pandahorse.

Hahaha Hunter your mom is so fat she is a pandahorse

Hunter: Yeah I know xD

by hsddhsd October 29, 2010

Panda

A useless, meaningless, sexless person who does nothing except eat and sleep, much like that of the animal, the Great Panda.

I went on a date with a really cute guy. But when I saw that he didn't have a job, eat more than I did, and wasn't interested in any of my sexual advances, I knew he was a panda.

by Marsupial1/2*2 June 2, 2011