Poop Axe

A steaming piece of doodoo fixed on the end of stick. The ultimate weapon against any adversary!

Beware! For he is brandishing a POOP AXE!!!!

by Gunt Slammer June 22, 2011

poop smile

The uncontrollable grin you get while pushing out a long overdue log. Mostly attributed to the euphoric feeling of being at peace with one's own rectum.

Ryan: why you smiling?

Josh: I'm pooping bro.

Ryan: Oh ok, pretty sweet poop smile you got there by the way.

Josh: thanks man, yours ain't too shabby either.

Ryan: right on! We're two bad mother fuckers!

Other:

Courtney: hey you gotta mirror in your bathroom?

Tonya: yeah why?

Courtney: cause I gotta crap and I like to admire my own poop smile.

Tonya: ill be the poop smile judge in this house. No ones got a prettier one than me!

Courtney: game on bitch!

by Crazy81981 September 19, 2013

poop jones

a man who you can blame all of your problems on

Bob: no more parking spots?
Alberto: that poop jones must of taken the last one.

by shartz mcgee January 25, 2009

Poop Shy

The uncomfortable feeling you have pooping in a public restroom when you're not alone.

The other day, I went to poop at the grocery store restroom but someone was still in the stall next to me so I got a little poop shy and waited for them to leave before I continued my poo.

by Glingo July 13, 2011

POOP NOOB

Another term for scat porn. The term originated in Southeast Asia and is often used when one wants to perform a sexual act involving feces with their sex partner.

"I love POOP NOOB."
"What the fuck, nigga?"

by cringe terminator September 30, 2019

poop shnaegel

Poop Shnaegel is shit that ends up on your hands as you wipe your ass. This is of no consequence to those who wash their hands after taking a dump, but can become an issue to those who don't.

Damn, I took a juicy dump today and got poop shnaegel all over my right hand. I was really pissed when I discovered the sink wasn't working and there were no towels to wipe off my stained, stinky hand! I almost forgot about it till I started to eat a donut and got a wiff of my last dump. No wonder my dog kept wanting to lick my fingers.

by Big Ed Moustapha October 7, 2009

Poop Nugget

A nugget of poop; someone bitchy, annoying, rude, or crotchety. Usually full of shit and/or asshole

"Dude stop being such a poop nugget."
"Ugh you are quite the poop nugget."

by Izzy F. November 29, 2016