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Poke a turtle's eye

When you masturbate while talking to those of the same sex on Oovoo
Dood Mike did you "poke a turtle's eye"?

-yeah dood, I'm poking it right now
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
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poke-a-hauntus

A haunt bird of the highest degree. Next in line to be converted to manbearhauntidism and have lads ironing out their testes after touching off her. Scabies likely.
John: "What a sick looking haunt. That's pure manbearhaunt, she's on the way down poke-a-hauntus alley"
by gomefacefromthesea October 5, 2010
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Pokeative

the quality of being someone who pokes alot on facebook or something
you are pokeative
by Cato_Ping October 24, 2011
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poke-a-tunnel

The result of a rapid/long lasting facebook poke war

Warning: HIGHLY CONTAGIOUS
Symptoms: Broken key board, broken/damaged finger, crushed spirit, loss of friendship
Extreme Symptoms: Death
Person 1: Hey man, what ever happened to our poke war?

Person 2: Don't you remember? I got poke-a-tunnel. Please, let's not go there again.

Person 1: ... bummer.

Person 2: (receives poke notification) ... dick..
by fury of a taco September 1, 2011
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Poesty

Poesty
(poh-est-tee)
noun

A composition, in verse or otherwise, that is characterised by great beauty of language or expresssion (i.e. a poem) which is susequently posted on Facebook, thus becoming poesty (posted poetry)
I read some great poesty on Facebook last night.
by Kafaraqgatri February 9, 2012
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Poked the Yoke

A trivial/small action done by someone that is the final and concluding act in a relationship/confrontation or event. It is also usually the tipping point in a confrontation that had been building ie. final straw
Girl: " Stop flicking me"

Guy: Chill, jesus.
*Flick*
Girl: "OKAY, thats enough!! You've poked the yoke, Its over. You have been constantly annoying me, way to clingy, you whistle off tune, and I think we should stop seeing each other. That flick was the last straw.
Guy: Uhhh, kay.
by Hunter+Jazz February 17, 2012
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poke shack

come to my poke shack and quench your thirst for penis darlin.
by paulschlube July 11, 2012
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