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myspace pose 

getting a little too much into posing for pictures.

ironically on the website myspace, almost every user has this same pose.
Wow! That girl's getting really into that myspace pose!

POSITION:
-eyes looking upward not toward camera
-arm in an awdward position: elbow out, peace sign directed to ones own side of face.
-pucker up lips
myspace pose by Lizzle Gio October 7, 2007

strip poker 

A game which normally takes advantage of women that dont know how to play poker in which they end up naked
Liam took his chance at a party and played strip poker with ollie and lost on purpose
strip poker by Jay Clarkson December 27, 2004
A way to show your dominance by lifting up your arms to form a T shape
Billy t-posed on jimmy to show that he was superior to him.

ninny pose 

Typical pose, usually with the involvement of camera whoring: roll eyes to one side, pout a little, hold camera from above, and snap a couple of shots.

Frequently done by the band propa kickin super rad in many of the sucessful videos.
ninny pose by pisserpisser August 23, 2007

Baby Poker 

An unusually long penis capable of poking a baby within a pregnant woman's uterus during intercourse.
Mary ran out of the bedroom screaming as she saw John's baby poker. When confronted, she confessed she herd the baby giggle within her as John's baby poker rocked both of their boats.
Baby Poker by Codehtehsilent August 15, 2011

Poker God 

The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.

Poker God Facts

Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.

No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.