Penis Cordon Bleu

When one commits a "Penis Cordon Bleu", he has had sex with a very large girl. PCB got its name for the idea that when a man inserts his penis into a fat chick, it is warm, meaty, and cheesy inside.

Man, I was so drunk last night I committed a Penis Cordon Bleu when I banged that 200 lb chick in Tri-Delt.

by *Jazzy J* December 1, 2007

penis32

One of the loaders for the MSBlast virus.

"Okay, ma'am, do you see 'penis32' in the Processes list?"

by Seer-of-Shadows April 16, 2004

floppy horse penis

A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.

1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.

2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir

3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?

by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009

oh my penis

It is the same as "Oh my god!". Except it is less offensive to religious people. And it sounds better!

"Oh my Penis, we had an orgy last night?"

by krazieaznchicc June 8, 2007

Penis

something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

chinese penis

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft
Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.

by Dr. Richard Foxworth, PHD November 3, 2006

penis face

An explitave used to describe someone behaving badly. Much more creative than asshole, fucker, or cunt.

That server was very curt, what a penis face!

by maurad April 18, 2006