Herkimer, New York

Herkimer is a town full of crack heads, a lot of HCCC asian kids, and pot heads. Herkimer is the most boring town. The only thing to do in herkimer is to vape and smoke weed. There are more fast food places than stores. The school is pretty chill, but that’s it.

Wanna come over?

Where do you live?

Herkimer, New York

I’ll pass.

Herkimer, New York by ShittiestTownsAround May 20, 2019

Newport, New York 

Small ass farm hick town with teen country boys riding any machine there is, smoking pot, and drinking. Only thing there to do is go to Stuart’s in Middleville, ride, or get in trouble.

Person: Where are you from
Them: Newport, New York
Person: That’s a town? Never heard of it

Newport, New York by threeonefiver September 18, 2021

Long Beach, New York

What isn’t there to say about Long Beach?
Greatest city in the world if you ask anyone who lives there. Everyone grows up the same. The boys surf drink and smoke weed. The girls do exactly the same. Dads grow up to become fireman while moms become teachers. The Beach House is the new spot if your under 21, and the inn is the spot if your actually of age. Life’s a bagel has the best bagels but too bad it’s kosher. A coffee and a BEC are the only way to cure a hangover while lifeguarding the next morning. No need for a car when u have a bike and the greatest boardwalk in the world. That pretty much sums it up. Long Beach.

Let’s go out to the Long Beach, New York bars.

Long beach, New York? Every kid is a degenerate

Long Beach, New York by Kevin Mahoney November 9, 2021

Rome New York 

a small city with a large italian population and where its at, and by utica

rome new york is where its at

Rome New York by whothehellareu August 25, 2008

Upstate New York 

Upstate New York refers to that portion of New York State which is not part of the New York City Metropolitan area. There is some debate as to the southernmost point of Upstate New York, but a general consensus exists that anything north of Westchester and Rockland Counties qualifies.

Upstate New York differs from Long Island, New York City, and Westchester/Rockland in a number of ways, among them: 1) Lower population density; 2) Lower socioeconomic status; 3) More conservative politics; 4) Midwestern accent and culture; 5) Colder winters with much greater snow totals.
Upstate New York has been in decline, economically, for many decades. Many of its cities, such as Schenectady and Buffalo, have experienced substantial de-population since the mid-20th Century. As a result, many Upstate New York residents harbor a great deal of resentment towards "Downstate".

It snows in Upstate New York, almost non-stop, from November to April.

Upstate New York by John Weinerman March 7, 2010

Nutsack New York 

A term coined by Jake Feldman referring to what is the small town of Redwood New York in the thousand Islands region where every shop is also a pizza parlor

The sign read welcome to Redwood New York but really I knew that we were entering Nutsack New York.

Nutsack New York by daveydiesel June 1, 2009

Upstate New York 

Most intelligent people know that "Upstate New York" has traditionally been the land north of Albany. Just because something is "up" from NYC, doesn't make it part of "Upstate New York". You might be going "upstate" or "up the state" but you will never be in "Upstate New York" while visiting Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, White Plains, etc.

And think about this - what do you think people in Rhinebeck, Poughkeepsie, etc say when they are visiting Lake George, for example. "Oh we're going to Up-Upstate New York" ???? Of course not! That's because Rhinebeck/Poughkeepsie/White Plains people do NOT LIVE IN UPSTATE NEW YORK!

Think rationally --- and read a textbook. Maybe you'll learn something about the history of New York (and the geography).

Matt: Where are you from?
Peter: Kingston
Matt: Ohhhhhh Upstate New York
Peter: *smacks Matt on head*

Upstate New York by cappucinomix July 9, 2011