by realniggahhh November 2, 2011
Get the Zio-Nazi mug.A particularly large, overly religious, woman, with bird like features (I.E. a nose like a beak and an irritating squawk of a voice). She makes it her personal duty to guard all of the napkins in the high school lunch room like a prison camp. If you take more than one she WILL bite off you hand.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
If given a bill higher than a 5 to pay for lunch she will reject it saying you're far too rich and that she is not, in fact, "a bank".
The Napkin Nazi will not hesitate to yelling profanity at students and/or staff, including, but not limited to: The Dean of Students, Teachers, and ESL kids.
If confronted by the napkin nazi, play dead. Like a bear she will leave you alone if she believes you to be deceased.
1.
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
Kid takes a napkin.
Napkin Nazi: "You only need one! Only take one!"
2.
Kid: Here you go.
Napkin Nazi: A ten, what am I a bank? You kids are too rich!"
3.
Napkin Nazi under her breathe: F**k you.
Kid: Dude she just cursed off the Dean!
Dean: She did what?!
by A loving fan... May 17, 2006
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An extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Snob. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.
1. Depending on age of Green Day Nazi, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).
The Green Day Nazi berated my 8 year old daughter because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Nazi apparently can't do math because my daughter was not born yet when Dookie came out.
2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Nazi.
That Green Day Nazi refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.
3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Nazi.
My little sister was kicked out of a Green Day Nazi's MySpace Group because she did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.
4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Nazi.
I was deleted from a Green Day Nazi's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.
The Green Day Nazi berated my 8 year old daughter because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Nazi apparently can't do math because my daughter was not born yet when Dookie came out.
2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Nazi.
That Green Day Nazi refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.
3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Nazi.
My little sister was kicked out of a Green Day Nazi's MySpace Group because she did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.
4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Nazi.
I was deleted from a Green Day Nazi's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.
by DirntFiend January 3, 2009
Get the Green Day Nazi mug.Someone who finds a particular thread offensive and rather than politely PM the member who posted it, with a polite message to please remove or edit the offensive manner ....contacts a Moderator and starts crying like a baby.
by MuddButt September 16, 2006
Get the Post Nazi mug.A term that is not allowed on Wikipedia and is automatically removed by a wiki bot. Often known as the "secret 6th Pillar" of Wikipedia - that a page titled "Wiki Nazi" will never be allowed and immediately removed because editors at Wikipedia are NOT biased and we do not allow the concept that an editor of Wikipedia could be bias.
A quote taken form the net "Just had a go at creating a page for Gonzo Rock: some Mother Bitch of a Wiki Nazi deleted its ass". Wikipedia take note Wiki Nazi is in common use! Our victory over the Wikipedia Nazi is at hand!
by wikinazihunter April 20, 2009
Get the Wiki Nazi mug.A type of squatter who beleives that their way of life is the only valid one and that all the rest of humanity are clueless, brain-dead cattle. Highly elitist -despite their so-called 'anarchist' pontifications- and extremely cliquey they tend to overlook the fact that everyone has to start somewhere and that if you haven't been a squatter for very long yourself then you aren't worth the waste of their valuable oxygen interacting with you.
More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.
Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.
Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
More often than not this type of squatter will have come from a moneyed background (see Trustafarian ) and therefore beleive they hold the moral high ground in any argument because they have so thoroughly rejected the trappings of babylon to go live in a disused warehouse on the arse-end of a major city.
Usually fairly inept at any form of useful infrastructure related task to do with the squat (i.e. electrical and plumbing) but highly adept at cracking the place initially and, of course, letting you know just how much of a cunt you are for doing babylon related things like working in a shitty job or paying rent for your living space.
Rare examples of the type usually display other forms of left-leaning nazism such as being a vegan nazi, eco nazi, rainbow nazi etc etc
If you've ever been to a squat party in any major city (especially, but not exclusively, London) then you'd see exactly what is meant by this entry; squat nazis are not difficult to spot....
by dirtysquatter November 12, 2008
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