Mysterious Road Companion

While traveling for a long period of time, and a car catches up to you, but likes your driving and speed enough not to attempt to pass. After miles you look through your rear view mirror to check up on your new road companion.

A typical aspect of road companion is day dreaming conversations with your road companion about other crappy drivers.

Person: How was the driver here?
Traveler: It was pretty long, but I had a pretty cool Mysterious Road Companion to keep me company.

by Chavin November 28, 2009

Master William's Tonsil Remover

Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.

Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.

by Rustin January 9, 2007

Fag Master

Being A Master Of All Fagots, and Ocassionally Using Theyre Holes For Your Own Sexual Pleasure.

Ryan Fritts Takes Advantage Of All The Loose Assholes In The Crew, Because He Is The Fag Master.

by DrewThreeSixty August 31, 2010

God works in mysterious ways

An ad hoc hypothesis thrown up by Christians when confronted with intractable contradiction in their absurd belief system. It is nothing more than a veiled confession of ignorance from someone who will say anything rather than question or confront their beliefs. When arguing with a believer, hearing this usually means you've won the debate.

"How can an all-loving god condemn so many people to eternal torment in hell?"
"Simple, god gave us a choice to either accept him or reject him."
"But if God cares so much about us, then why does he need to coerce our devotion with the threat of torture? So why doesn't God reveal himself and warn us about it? Why doesn't he set the non-believers straight? Is our having faith so important to him that he's willing to let millions of people be condemned?"
"Uh...God works in mysterious ways!"

by Gazuga April 10, 2004

Masterbatory

adj. Something which is great fun to do but is completely pointless or without useful purpose.

Person 1: "hey have you checked out that farming app on facebook?"

Person 2: "yeah, it's totally masterbatory!"

by tickletackle November 28, 2010

Truth or Dare Master

One who pwns in all matters truth and/or dare related.

Tony crawls into bed with Madeleine's slumbering father. "I'm sorry," he says. "It's just this truth or dare thing."

Tony is thus crowned the Truth or Dare Master.

by Fatimeh December 9, 2008

Cock Master

1. To be a homosexual male: master of the cock

2. Someone/thing which you dont like very much

1. His lover is a cock master.
2. damnit leroy... why do you have to be such a cock master?

by Linds June 2, 2004