Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.

"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"

by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011

Five Minute Girl

-A girl that you can talk to for five minutes or less, and already have her agreeing to sleep with you.

Shawn: Hey Phillip, did you hear about that girl Anne? She's totally a five minute girl.
Phillip: She can't be as good as Lindsey, it took me only ten seconds to get in her pants.

by unconquerable13 December 26, 2011

20 minutes of action

A privileged guy's term for rape.

1. "That is a steep price to pay for 20 minutes of action," said the sex offender's daddy, upon hearing of his son's effective 3-month sentence for raping an unconscious girl.

2. Man, you gotta try the fresh meat in cellblock C. Only took 20 minutes of action before I nutted. Mmmm, mmm. Nothin' beats a virgin ass.

by nergotlover June 8, 2016

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic

“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”

by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 18, 2021

yoel 5 minute hands

each person gets 5 minutes to do as they wish to the person across with their hands excluding every other body part....usually played with 2 players

eddy and samantha decided to play yoel 5 minute hands... eddy picked samantha's nose....samantha played with eddy's penis

by 5 minute yowl July 19, 2009