minecraft

a game about getting fucked hard in the ass by big bony aimbotters

friend 1: lets play minecraft
*pew pew pew*
friend 2: haha get fucked loser

by chuld molester July 19, 2024

villager in Minecraft

Villagers are passive mobs that inhabit villages, work at their professions, breed, and interact with each other. Their outfit varies according to their occupation and biome. A player can trade with them using emeralds as currency

villager in Minecraft are dumb

by mine your craft October 10, 2022

Minecraft

You know, people who say Terraria is 2D Minecraft need to stop.

Because Minecraft is 3D Terraria but worse.

Idiot: Terraria is 2D Minecraft
Me: No Minecraft is 3D Terraria

by Iamsansundertale March 15, 2023

Minecraft

Better than Fortnite. If you hear a girl talking about Minecraft, you better keep her

I’m so annoyed at the people who used to make fun of me for playing Minecraft but now that it’s popular, they are playing it.

by Anything By Alex November 24, 2019

Minecraft

A kid game that is at war with Roblox.

Person 1: Minecraft is better!
Person 2 : No Roblox is!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022

Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted

Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023

minecraft

The code name used for marijuana when you are around your parents, or grandparents, when you want to be discrete.

Ay mon you wanna play minecraft?

Yeah broham let's get minecrafted!

by arnold cranberry September 24, 2020