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purple mountain 

A purple mountain is when you eat lots of berries specifically blueberries and strawberries then take a poo in your hand and ejaculate on he top of it and slap someone in the face with it.
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle

fire mountain grill

A pretender to the buffet throne, its like Golden Coral with a nice spit shine.
I tried out Fire Mountain Grill at lunch, it smelled like a nursing home in there. While I was eating some fat bitch was feeding her baby a bowl of butter. I'm sure to get ass flu after that one.

STONE MOUNTAIN

Typical American suburb outside of a major city. Large state park with kkk activity back in the 50's & 60's. Small historic downtown area that screams southern livin! What makes this community so unique is the large number of black upper middle class neighborhoods, particularly east of the train tracks. Alta tennis leagues run rampant in this town. Affluent African-Americans definitely have a lock on this once stronghold town for the KKK. I guess Dr Kings countless marches for freedom & equality really paid off in this part of the south.
STONE MOUNTAIN by 20eastside September 10, 2015

meeting on the mountain 

a dreaded meeting or appointment involving some sort of confrontation with a higher-up type of official person, be it a boss, counselor, or other authority-like figure. . .
I had a little "incident" at school and now I have to speak with the head counselor. . . the meeting on the mountain is this morning. .. eeek!

On Top Of The Mountain 

When you fuck a girl so hard you fold her in half with her ass in the air put one foot on her ass cheek and piss down her back.
“I fucked Billie-Joe so hard last night I finished it off with a good old On Top Of The Mountain”

snow capped mountain

Once you have dry docked a toilet (see dry dock), you whip out your cock, and blow your load all over the mound of shit, thus capping the mountain with snow.
I left a snow capped mountain in the ladies restroom last night.