The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011
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Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
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Having a cornrow morning is when you have reached the point of inebriation that you probably are going to wake up on your friends couch and he/she is going to have to explain the entirety of the night.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
This relates to getting cornrows for it is painful both teller and listener and aso requires the entire morning.
by cornrowmorning February 19, 2012
Get the cornrow morning mug.When a person comes to work on Wednesday morning and is found guilty of possible drug use and intoxication by fellow co workers after an early weeks partying scene. Usually the accused will be bantering aimlessly about unimportant topics early in the morning, with no intention of any real work getting done during that day. Often multiple smoke breaks or trips to the bathroom often conceal the truth that one is on some kind of controlled substance.
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Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
Pete: Man I really want a big penis.
David: Then you must be having a pork morning.
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Get the Pork morning mug.Verb. The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating. This phrase originates from h3h3Productions' latest video, titled, "Hila's Biggest Regret (#askh3)".
Person 1: "Just tried one-a those 'Good Morning & God Blesses' all you kids were talkin' about, it really changed me for the better!"
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
Person 2: "Say, whats the definition of Good Morning & God Bless again?"
Person 1: Ah, but of course my dear! The definition of Good Morning & God Bless is 'The action of sitting on the lavatory, eating an egg salad and drinking a coffee, all while defecating!"
Person 2: Papa Bless :,)
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