Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

by thesonofabob June 12, 2011

meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

meat mouth

a chick that gobbles up cock like she needs it

dude my girlfriend is a total meat mouth

by the retarded nazi December 23, 2009

Meat Tornado

The majestic burrito consumed by the one and only Ron Swanson

"They have one that's called the Meat Tornado. Literally killed a guy last year"

by WhiteAsStarbucks February 21, 2017

bull meat

a beautiful combination of size and power

Man in room having sex: Buck those hips!
Man outstanding listening: Yo, that dude is bull meat!!

by big sleaze March 28, 2009

Tiger meat

The flesh of Tiger as food

Tiger Meat Is legal in United state and other North American, European and South American Country

by TigerWorld January 29, 2021

meat cigar

a long 60 ring hard, erect cigar between a man's legs made of man meat. like any cigar a meat cigar gets smaller (turns into a cigar butt) after it's been smoked (or blown).

she smoked his seven inch meat cigar so thoroughly that his cigar was only a half inch long after she got done smoking it.

by titus June 15, 2004