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Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving
Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics
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From the Playbook written by Barney Stinson.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
An alternate personality of Barny Stinson (How I met your mother) that helps him become a (Fake) world renowned billionaire.
by RomeAngel March 25, 2011
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No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
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Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
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