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text massage

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.
Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".
by Ryan J G February 26, 2006
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irons family massacre

The Irons Family Massacre is a legend about a boy named Sam Irons and his family. There was a television series about it on a canadian network.

Main Characters:

Sam Irons - A tormented child with psychological problems
Irons Mother - A crazy woman with two extra arms. She is locked in the attic.
Irons Father - A cruel man. He captures children and forces them to work in his underground factory.

The series climaxed when the Irons House was burned down. Sam Irons shot himself
Did you see that episode of School of Trial last night? Yeah, that irons family massacre is really something.
by Jackie Boy April 8, 2005
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Happy-ending massage

When the massuse gives the person being massaged a handjob
She got a happy-ending massage when that sexy male masseuse spread her legs and...
by Little cheeto August 3, 2018
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Massaad

1.Dude that was freakin massaad!
2.He is massaad most of the time!
by SalsaMAN! February 16, 2008
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Jungle is massive

In the song "incredible" by general levy, he says "wicked! Wicked! Junglist Massive!" Which has also been interpreted as "Jungle is Massive!"

In the drum and bass/ jungle culture, both "Jungle is Massive!" And "Junglist massive" are terms of endearment used to show love to people in the community.

"Jungle is Massive" means that the music is big! It stretches across the globe through the community.

"Junglist massive" refers to the members of the community who are called Junglist. The massive is the mass of people involved in the community.

See: Junglist
Hear that music? Jungle is Massive!
by Junglist Souljah February 11, 2022
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse
John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally
by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005
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