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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

By Far The Most watched/contreversial hit tv show on ABC Family. Basically a teen gets banged in band camp and figures out shes pregnant, while a slutty chick cant decide if she likes her "bed buddie" more than a bed buddie, & a jesus loving goody goody struggles with her parents disapproval towards her boyfriend.
Jane-Hey Sally! wanna go to the mall this Tuesday?
Sally-Heck No! Im watching the Secret Life of The American Teenager!
Jane-Whats that?
Sally-a bunch of teen sluts dealing with pregnancys and one night stands
by Jazzahoe August 9, 2008
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life hack

A term the technologically (mostly) illiterate throw around to demonstrate that they understand these newfangled computers. Formerly known as "good ideas."
A: "Did you know that if you take a shampoo bottle, pour some shampoo on your hand, and mush it into your head when you're in the shower, your hair will smell better? Lol, my favorite life hack!"
B: "Shut up."
by delroah November 1, 2013
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Boss Life

The life obtained by the unshakable pursuit of the longevity of the utmost self advancement in all facets of ones life.
Me: "I just closed a $1,000,000,000 deal while enjoying three 21 years old virgins on my yacht with 100 year old cognac on my breath."
You: "Boss Life"
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The Tezzy Life

When you have several relationships in a short amount of time, but havent dated any of your ex-girlfriends for more than 2 weeks.
dating 3 girls in the same week but only knowing them on facebook means your living "The Tezzy Life"
by the gang696969 February 5, 2012
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the trap of life

i know how the rest of your life will be. you will get good grades to go to a good college to get the highest paying job you can and work for 50+ years, MAYBE get married, MAYBE have a couple kids, and then retire, travel around a bit, and die. makes you feel like life is a little pointless, doesn’t it.
you just got caught in the trap of life
by trappedinlife January 16, 2019
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The shit stain on the underwear of life

What eminem describes himself as in the song Won`t Back Down (ft. Pink)
...Shut the fuck up listen while my shits playin`Im the shit stain on the underwear of life..
by blu3hat February 27, 2011
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Life

Life is unpredictable, but death is inevitable. People take life for granted, thats probably why you feel like it goes away too fast. You must look beyond the universe to find out what life really is. Take some serious time, and actually think back about life, and think deeply, your heart and mind will guide you to figuring out unanswered questions. Life is like a question, and you are the one that needs to answer: What is life?
Life
The human mind is the strongest aspect.
The mind can only project so much thought, but if you go beyond, you will be surprised at how much more you know.
by Wilson Yeh January 4, 2007
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