kill the laughter

When someone ruins a humorous situation by
A) Saying something that isn't funny
B) Going too far
C) Turning it serious

A)
Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Or Pizza tastes better.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

B)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Whats the difference between a Jew and a gun?
Rob: I dunno
Dennis: A gun doesn't cry when you shoot it.
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

C)

Bob: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pizza?
Rob: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Dennis: Shut up! The Jews have been through a lot
Rob: Way to kill the laughter man.

by joe725 April 26, 2008

blat killa

when a blood sees a crip he'll say BLAAAT then the crip will yell back killa because he kills bloods

Blood: BLAAAT BLAAAT BLAT krab ass nigga
Crip: KILLA..... KILLA fuck slobs
(blat killa means to kill a blood)

by JC.DA.Truth October 22, 2010

Kill All Women

A Sexist Term to combat the feminists saying "Kill All Men" who say it's a joke when in reality they mean it to some degree.
Abbreviations: KAW

Version 2

Woman: I believe we should Kill All Men.
Man: Well if you wanna be a feminazi. I can say Kill All Women then! Equal Rights, Equal Fights.
Woman: ...

by FascistLeader393 February 20, 2021

kill two cats with one lawnmower

A modern variation on "kill two birds with one stone."

Since you are going to the store you may as well kill two cats with one lawnmower and return the cans.

by cadet stimpy October 10, 2003

Kill/Death Ratio Whore

A person, generally a nerd, who only plays video games for a useless series of numbers to represent your overall combat efficenty. They will usually pressure themselves when their K/D ratio goes down by 0,01. Witch is just nothing. They don't play to have fun, they don't play to win. They play to kill. That number is their obsession. Literally. Sad, I know

In Call of Duty, this ''Ratio'' is an overall distraction to exploiting the fun out of a game and only playing to make themselves feel good and brag about a measly 3-digit number. This number also expires every 365 days or so, since they'll come up with another game for the whore to play on.

Sometimes, sadly, in extreme cases, these whores will actually go into making a giant quantum physics problem madness to see when their 3-digit number will go up. By 0,01

Player 1: Hey, you mad bro? your raging all over the place and you got like 64 kills and 20 deaths!

Kill/Death Ratio Whore: GODDAMNIT!!!1 IF I KEEP THIS UP MY RATIO'LL GO DOWN AND MAH CLAN WON'T WANT FROM ME ANYMORE!!1!!

by The Dolly LLama September 11, 2011

Peacho Killa

Someone who excels at life. In the context of videogames, Peacho Killa can be used a as by-word for "Pro"
However, Peacho Killa is a name that can describe anyone who has excellent skills in any activity. Peacho Killas metaphorically kill Peachos in their spare time.

J- "I saw some Peachos walking down the street the other day, know what I did? I blew their fucking brains out with my glock! Got brains all over my nice shirt too."

G- "Whoah man, you're a Peacho Killa!"

by dr.oetk3r June 10, 2008

To Kill a Mockingbird

The one book you read in High School you don't curse as you are reading it.

Man, last night we had to read so many chapters for To Kill a Mockingbird!
Yeah, but at least it doesn't suck like Lord of the Flies

by elefante192 December 18, 2014