zar-jacked

Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu.
It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly realise that you only visited the place within the virtual boundries of a computer/console game.

i was like watching tv, like on the int-ernet, when like this guy was like totally talking about the GAP, where you buy like clothes and stuff. And i thought to myself 'hey i was there like there the other day!' and then like i totally realized that i wasn't cos i was like -all old school- and playing GTA Vice City the other day and so i like totally remembered that the graphics were like all different to reality, even tho the store was like a total mimic of the GAP due to the sardoinic intertextuality that like totally laced that entire franchise...
...tacos zar-jacked my hyundai

by pil February 19, 2008

Yukon Jacked

Or more commonly, "Yukon jacked in the face", refers to the wild feeling a person experiences after imbibing the rare Canadian liquor known as the "black sheep of Canada".

Less commonly, it refers to the inexplicable hangover unmatched by any other liquor, and only caused by Yukon Jack.

We're going out tonight and getting Yukon jacked in the face.

I can't make it in to work today because I got Yukon jacked in the face last night.

by Nine striker April 14, 2014

jacked up

The state of an automobile when changing one's own tire, probably on the side of the road with a jack.

I changed my flat tire once my Mustang was jacked up and the wheel was off the ground.

by Rev. Sully June 12, 2007

jaw jacked

When someonally hardree hits you really and destroys yo jaw.

Did you see that chump get jawjacked

by DJ Leake May 13, 2005

jacked

Military - To be given a hard time/be yelled at from a superior rank for any deficiencies in your conduct/unifrom/etc.

Man, Private Smith got jacked by Sargeant Jackson today because his kit was out of order.

by ChuckA June 30, 2005

JACKED

'JACKED' or 'TO BE JACKED' :- When kneeling and sumone puts,pours Jack Daniels and Coke down ur ass crack,which later chapps ur arse.

U see sumone kneeling and u see a bit of there ass crack. Pour jack and coke down it. They just been 'JACKED'

by THE WOLF99 September 6, 2011

Speaker-jacked

When someone puts you on speakerphone without you knowing it; then you say something embarassing, or insulting about someone in the room.

Person with speakerphone: Hey whats up?
You: Nothin much, dont tell so and so i said this...
Person with speakerphone: you just did, your on speakerphone!
You: DUDE! you speaker-jacked me!

by Cuzimcool December 9, 2008