With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.
NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"
by Generic name here May 28, 2017
Get the James Mattismug. Damnit, you assholes removed the best definition that was on here, thank god for google cache, originally posted by superman:
When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"
by superman September 13, 2006
Get the Rick Jamesmug. This is a nickname of a person who is very often asked hower you all the time and is very attracted to males. This kind of person loves fortnite and dating guys. They like to get fisted and to first other men.
by SolaRadaR July 29, 2019
Get the James howermug. by Deez nuts in yo mum June 24, 2021
Get the James acastermug. Aron James is the best boyfriend or husband you will ever have! He’s smart, sweet, caring, loving, gentleman, loyal, hardworking, selfless, sex god , family-oriented and goal-oriented person. He’s one of the handsome guys you will ever meet and his best asset is his eyes. Aron James will not just act as your boyfriend but also as your tutor in academics, and as your financial advisor.
Girlfriend: “Ah, why can’t i solve this math problem?!”
Aron James: “Wait, let me help you”
Girlfriend: “I’m having a hard time budgeting my money. What should i do?”
Aron James: “i know what you should do. Let me guide you.”
Aron James: “Wait, let me help you”
Girlfriend: “I’m having a hard time budgeting my money. What should i do?”
Aron James: “i know what you should do. Let me guide you.”
by Patricia JDB June 8, 2021
Get the Aron Jamesmug. Lemicky won a fraud nba ring last year. He doged LA and Bucks. Played a crippled houston team and portland. Then faced the tired Nuggets and went to the finals facing a young heat team. He will forever be known as LEMICKY JAMES.
by LEMICKY May 5, 2021
Get the LeMicky Jamesmug. (v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)
Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.
by Greggle April 19, 2018
Get the Matthew Jamesmug.