Rick James

Damnit, you assholes removed the best definition that was on here, thank god for google cache, originally posted by superman:

When having sex with a woman, preferably from the back. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he pulls out and ejaculates on his hand. The male then procedes to spit on her back as to decieve her into thinking he ejaculated on her backside. He then walks up to the female and asks "What did tha' five fingers say to the face?", and when she replies "What?" the man slaps her with his ejaculate filled hand and replies "SLAP... Im Rick James bitch!"

I Rick James'd that dirty ho last night.

by superman September 13, 2006

James-shot

the word for the act of running very close to someone in a first-person shooting video game and pulling the trigger

Joe runs up to Paul with a sniper rifle and shoots Paul point blank in the head

Paul: OMG Joe, that was such a James-shot

Joe: Nuu uhh im too skilled for that!

by jamesshot6543 September 5, 2009

unfunny james

A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

James Bondin'

Keeping it playa, chill, or cool like James Bond.

"What up kid, what you doin?" "Just bondin', you know."

We keep it James Bondin'

by Crooked Up January 5, 2009

James Bundock

James Bundock is a parkour legend who has been known to run up walls and jump incredible distances. He also cannot die.
He is the man the moth the legend. Beware the Bundock

Did you see James Bundock climb that wall last night? He's a moth!

by An Anonymous Geezer August 28, 2017

James Morris

A nice, sexy man with a large ass cock.

You are a James Morris.

by TylerM February 12, 2019

James hower

This is a nickname of a person who is very often asked hower you all the time and is very attracted to males. This kind of person loves fortnite and dating guys. They like to get fisted and to first other men.

James Hower went to the pride parade with his boyfriend.

by SolaRadaR July 29, 2019