instagram cute

A person who is attractive in pictures but less so in real life.

Guy at brunch: "Here is a picture of her."
Skeptical Female Brunch Companion: "Well, she's Instagram Cute."

by simcitymayor March 26, 2017

instagir

noun; a girl who frequently posts only attractive pictures of herself on social media, especially instagram, in order to gain attention and self-validation from strangers on the internet

Guy 1: Hey man, have you met Lexi? I thought she was pretty cool when I met her in person but then I found her on Instagram and realized she was a instagir.

Guy 2: Good luck with that buddy. She already has the interest of every dude on social media.

by Tyneous April 15, 2017

instagasm

when you instantly cum when you see a hot girl on instagram.

i had an instagasm when i saw one of Selena Gomez's posts.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

instarone

A beer snob who uses instagram to explain all that is beer to those who didn't ask.

= cicerone + ig

This instarone just had his first monkish can release and now wont shut up about their "discovery".

by beatdapuss July 13, 2017

Instakarma

When a little shit head kicks a ball at your house, with intent to damage, but the ball bounces back at him, and hits him in the face instead.

Instakarma is hilarious.

by Daytona Ann Hodank July 8, 2017

insta grammeth

Slang term meaning a Grandmother in her 60s or older who is so cool and up to date that she has an Instagram. She is referred to as insta grammeth.

I went to visit my awesome, very young at heart grandmother who is very modernized, and greeted her by saying "Hi!, How are you insta grammeth ?"

by Dict pseucker August 10, 2017

instagorge

A dozen or more consecutive Instagram posts from one friend that dominates your Instagram feed.

Jessica just posted an instagorge from her wedding last week.

by redneck hipster August 29, 2017