hockey

gayest sport ever

Played in lame places that cant play real sports that people actually care

Hockey is played in gay countries that suk at basketball

by J Swizzy December 28, 2005

hoco

howard county, md, where not much happens
we are told it is the richest county in md
the people on the school board are stupid, and i can't think of a better insult because i live in hoco
the people here are mostly stupid too
it's killing diversity
the ones with some sense want to get out of here

hoco is a nothingness
i hate hoco

by sigh September 16, 2004

hoce pwn

1. To pwn one in the face with a hoce.
H.O.C.E.= Hammer of Corrupted Enchantments, a mighty hammer wielded by the great and powerful EverQuest monk Cakraak Cakraak.

1. I Hoce pwnt that n00b ITF!!!

by Treeshrew November 21, 2004

hochi dick

a not so great version of the moby dick drum solo.

drummer: ra-ta-ta-tam
audience: "hochi dick!"

by chefdelacuisine June 21, 2006

HOCKEN!

When you Kick a football (soccer) ball as hard as possible and shout HOCKEN! as a way to show u meant to really twat it.

person A: HOCKEN!
person B: ahh now i clearly know u menat to twat that based on what u said as u kicked the ball.

by V3NN3R April 11, 2009

Hockey Cards

Sexually explicit pictures, usually sent by a female. Also another way of saying nudes. Also can be used to when swapping with a friend.

Matti- Yo did the doctor send you hockey cards last night? Cole- Yeah man she sent me nudes last night. Judson- I got her friends, wanna trade cards?

by dil-licky October 30, 2018

Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!

Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!

by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018