Nancy-Ass Goon 

One who is insecure and vain as well as an outcast in the eyes of his/her peers.

If you don't like Jay Cutler you're a Nancy-Ass Goon

Nancy-Ass Goon by Robadu Rob Al August 13, 2017

Blame it on the goon

This means you are blaming it on a animal or items.

Don’t blame it on the goon the Dog didn’t do it.

Blame it on the goon by Emilyrayann April 23, 2018

blue la-goon 

Goon (aka casket wine, preferably fruity lexia/gordo) mixed with blue powerade of gatorade.

Hey ben, fang us the blue la-goon ya cunt.

*drinks blue la-goon*

blue la-goon by Bunk3r August 9, 2018

The Cool Goon 

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.

The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned

The Cool Goon by Corphoenix December 16, 2020

poon 2 goon ratio 

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.

After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.

poon 2 goon ratio by Arnie Grape September 4, 2021

ahh my goon 

a phrase used on your friends to express your disappointment in them

friend 1: i had sex with my mom

me: ahh my goon

ahh my goon by Shakande July 20, 2023

Kung-Fu Goon 

Kung-Fu Goon an old person who thinks the win and succeed in life fighting in chat rooms

Kung-Fu Goon is trolling people again and she’s a champion

Kung-Fu Goon by Dontbemeandude September 21, 2023