by Kevern September 24, 2004
Get the goatscrew mug.Derogative terms used by surfers to denote kayakers attempting to surf/drown/maim in the ocean. If you thought stand up paddlers were bad, just wait till you have the same mass bearing down on you, with the addition of a bright fluoro color to show, that no matter what you do, whether you paddle away or duck dive, that you are fucked, and your next two weeks of pay is going on a replacement board rather than the (insert exotic surf destination of your choice). FUCK! I WAS GOING TO GO TO INDO!!!!
"Hi, I'd like to cancel my flight to Indonesia please" -You
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone
"Ok, that'll cause you to lose your deposit, which is $400." -Airline representative
"Argghhhhh!" -You
"Can I enquire as to why you cancel your flight, perhaps I can arrange an alternative" -Airline representative
"Fucking Goat Boat" -You
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP" Telephone
by haha_you_dont_know_who_i_am May 12, 2010
Get the Goat Boat mug.verb: to mislead someone into seeing an image that is wholly unexpected and either offensive or nauseating, preferably both.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
noun: anything that goatses someone.
origin: the website goatse.cx, which was itself a play on the words "goat sex," whose home page photo featured, well, you don't wanna know.
1: That tinyurl link he sent was goatse - it goes to some fetish site.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
2: Dude, if you goatse me one more time I'm seriously gonna home row you.
by soybomb May 13, 2005
Get the goatse mug.A classification of girls that do not like anal sex, which was found out by the following:
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.
In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O...." in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as an angry goat, telling the guy that she is not a fan of anal sex.
"So we were going at it doggy last night, and I wanted to know if she was a fan of butt sex, so I go for it...and...well, lets just say shes an angry goat."
by Slammoth October 27, 2009
Get the angry goat mug.Something said when something does now go your way, "right in the goat ass" said when you are angry. Does not litterally mean the anus of a goat. Goes along with Bull fuck. (See Bull Fuck)
Jamie: "He left me because I wouldnt put out!"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"
Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"
Kristin: "Thats bull fuck in the goat ass"
Daniel: "Fuck me in the goat ass!"
Jeff: "What hapened dude?!?"
Daniel: "My car got broken into"
by AdamDtheWizard January 11, 2011
Get the Goat ass mug.by Ken Romain July 31, 2003
Get the Goat Head mug.when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.
by Saints September 9, 2003
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