Goblin

Like an internet Troll only unaware of that fact. Goblins glob onto causes for the most idiotic of reasons, and in the process make the cause or group they are involved in look as stupid as they are. Unlike a Troll they are unaware of the damage they cause.

Little Ms. Gloomy's take on free school lunch made the other Vegans look as retarded as she was,

by Zippo138 February 15, 2004

Goblin

A girl that enjoys to give head and does so often. Usually swallows the load.

Dude: "Jessi is such a goblin yo she'll never eat

by Wiz Gob June 25, 2009

Goblins

Shrivelled up old baby boomers who hoard all the money, housing and healthcare so that no other generations can have any.

Just about every village is England is packed full of goblins now. Nobody else can afford it

by MenoPaws March 7, 2019

Keeping It Goblet

The act or actions taken to keep one’s self happy or satisfied.

Example: Person 1- What were you doing in the bathroom for so long?
Person 2- I was Keeping It Goblet!

by cdougy Jackson Pendelton April 10, 2010

crotch goblin

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

Get me to a hospital, a crotch goblin stole my crotch!

by pr0ph3t April 10, 2005

do you know anyone from gobles?

it is the code word you use when you dont wanna date that person because you think he is a total jerk face. jerkface being someone who is very inconsiderate of others, doesnt like you for who you are, and is all around not important.

t-leaf.. do you know anyone from gobles?
(then you walk away)

by chubs&&chowder June 24, 2008

Green Goblins

Extended release Xanax.. they're green.

Those green goblins got me fucked up last night

by Paugehymen July 31, 2016